growing out of your undies

Audrey came to me and said, "Mom, I've already grown out of my new panties!" I asked what she was talking about. She lifted her dress, turned around and showed me that one of her butt cheeks was peeking out of one side of her undies. I tried not to laugh. If only she understood that that is just a wedgie...and she'll have a million of them until her dad lets her wear thongs when she's 30. On the other hand, if that exposed cheek does mean she's grown out of them, then I, too, have outgrown all of mine--every day.